As the administrator of this blog I can look at statistics about how many people read this blog.
And I've noticed a pattern.
The more porn style words that are in a post, the more perverts from China to the USA log on here. (There seems to be a huge appetite for "Swiss Porn" whatever that is exactly!)
So just for all you wankers with your trousers down, check out the keywords that encouraged you to visit this site.
Readers of a nervous disposition should click away now.
I will return to this topic in the summer and let you know how well my theory worked!